I Have Decided To Become A Write-In Candidiate for President of the USA! Here’s My Platform!

My Platform Is Very Simple…

1) Press 1 for English is immediately banned. English is now the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.

2) We will immediately go into a two-year isolationist posture to straighten out the country’s attitude. No imports, No exports. We will use the Wal-Mart’s Policy; If Wal-Mart doesn’t have it, then we don’t need it!

3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it!

4) All retired military personell will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on southbound persons only.

5) Social Security will immediately return to it’s original state. If you didn’t put nuttin in, then you ain’t gettin nuttin out! The president, nor any other politician will be able to touch it.

6) Welfare – Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40-hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis test, and a passing grade.

7) Professional Athletes – Steroids. The FIRST time you check POSITIVE, you are banned for life! No exceptions!

Crime – We will adopt the Turkish Method: The first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There are no more life sentences. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

9) One export will be allowed…Wheat. The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

10) All Foreign Aid using American Taxpayer Money will immediately cease. The saved money will pay off the national debt, before Obama that is, to ultimately lower taxes for the taxpayers. Obama’s debt is to be paid by all registered liberals and democrats, or am I repeating myself. When disasters occur around the world, we’ll ask the American people if they want to donate to a specific disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it’s a worthy cause. No exceptions!

11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in our US House of Representatives and the Senate. It may also be practiced at workplaces if they chose to.

12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, poolside, parties, etc. No exceptions.

13) No Nationalized Health Care. The government can’t run the government, much less a National Health Care Plan. We don’t want out Health Care Choices to be run by government bureaucrats. Just look at Canada and the UK for examples of what won’t work!

That’s it. This platform should make for a much better United States of America.

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