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January 26, 2010

Flying on Obama’s private plane

Filed under: Cartoons, Political — admin @ 5:23 am

Flying on Obama’s private plane (AKA:  Air Force 1) Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled  and said, “You know, I could throw a  $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy!”

Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, “I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy!”

Michelle added, “That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10
bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.”

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his
co-pilot, “Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of
the window and make 156 million people very happy!”

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January 10, 2010

Obama, Liberals, Pelosi accurate funnies for all!

Filed under: Cartoons, Political — Tags: , , , , — admin @ 7:38 am

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.

We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it..

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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.

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Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.

The other is for housing prisoners.

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If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and It

started to sink, who would be saved? …. America !

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If Nancy Pelosi has her face lifted one more time she’ll have a beard!

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Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers

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